Five Reasons Why Kamala Harris Can’t Be President

Kamala Harris Laughing

Kamala Devi Harris, born in Oakland, California on October 20, 1964 to Donald J Harris (Jamaican) and Shyamala Gopalan (Indian). Harris’s parents met at UC Berkeley while working there on a working visa.

Because of the fact that her parents were not born in the US, it is easy to conclude that Kamala became an anchor baby for her parents, offering them a path to US citizenship.

This also brings to light the fact that Kamala is not a African or African American by any descent, despite the fact that the ravage US news media has been beating the drum 24/7 – as they so often do – that she is an African American.

Harris graduated from Howard University and the University of California, Hastings College of the Law. She began her law career in the office of the district attorney of Alameda County, before being recruited to the San Francisco DA’s Office and later the city attorney of San Francisco’s office.

A member of the Democratic Party, she has served as an Attorney General of California from 2011 to 2017 and a US senator from California from 2017 to 2021.

Now that Harris is running for president of the United States, devoid of the fact that she has not been nominated by the Democratic National Committee, the American people now get to listen to the twisted ideological reality of the US news media, (and in many other parts of the world) months of woke nitpicking about “women” and “misogyny” and “history” and “pronouncing her name right” and pantsuits that are reminiscent of Clinton.

Here are the top five reasons why Kamala simply can’t be president that have nothing at all to do with being a biological female.

1) That laugh! We’re not sure if there is an alligator that is going to come out of her mouth to eat the perceived competition or if she actually found something funny or if it is the fact that she cannot answer a question, she laughs to hide the fact that she cannot answer the question. Of course, like Biden, if you are to press them about the question, they become indignant, agitated and say “listen here jack!”

The liberal elites will call you “unhinged” or “hilariously desperate,” for pointing this out, but you know what? A charming laugh is vital for a president to have while meeting with international dignitaries.

Is it so much to ask that our president’s laugh be both audible and silent and feminine or masculine (depending on who gets elected)?

2) Is it to much to ask for a president to wear a dress? Presidents in Europe and other parts of the world seem to have figured out how to do it.

Of course if you are a male, that wouldn’t look so good, but, according to Obama and Biden, all males should be wearing dresses and stealing luggage from your local airport.

How Harris dresses is very reminiscent of Clinton. Maybe the pantsuits are supposed to represent masculinity; as if to say “I’m getting the job done.”

Kamala has worn outfits in her day that were – let’s just say it – not distinguishable from one another in any way. This is very unpresidential. From the oversized sequin jacket she wore at Pride to those suspiciously professional girl suits, Harris has made it clear that she will embrace chaos at every turn by wearing both colors and sartorial shapes that have changed more than just slightly since electricity came into being.

3) She’s not a mom. Not all women have to be mothers to be valued members of society, obviously. As long as they have a good reason that includes both a biological excused absence but no murky details and some sort of higher calling that acknowledges there is actually no higher calling than motherhood.

The problem is that Harris doesn’t fit this very simple bill. She has two stepchildren she loves and who love her, or at least we can hope there is love between them.

Call me old fashioned, but I think the country runs better with a traditional nuclear family and children who depend on you for jobs in the White House.

4) A very important issue of likability is evident for all of the world to see. Libs love to call the very real and empirical measurement of likability “sexist” or “misogynistic” just because we don’t talk about it when doddering old men are screaming at each other about golf, but let’s face it – America and the world needs to like the US president.

For a woman, the rules are no different. All America needs is to want to get a beer with you but also not feel weird that you’re drinking a beer instead of a nice buttery chard, to want to be comforted by you in a cozy mommy way.

America is totally ready for a woman in the White House. We know this because American women consistently vote in their own best interests for likable men. Just as the other hundreds of millions of women who didn’t happen to be the best fit for the top job, Harris simply isn’t the executive branch’s optimal girl-boss for the same unrelated reasons no other girls were.

5) Harris’s past is anything but pleasant or intelligent. Of course, there is the present issue with campaign finance fraud that is being played-out before our very eyes.

While Attorney General for the state of California, she had many very questionable prosecutions, that all led to her getting a raise in wealth and/or status.

Her current motto is: free free free, just like that of Obama and Biden. Abortion. Yay! Everybody get aborted. Mind numbing to say the least. Free medicare for all! This would include people that are not in the country legally.

Of all of the talk and bold speeches, there has not been one word of how she plans to fix the economy or the staggering national debt, only how to add to it till the United States is bankrupt. Maybe she came from the same classroom as AOC.